What to tell your spouse after buying an MM

[Beth]

I found this on one of our distributor's websites www.sinamex.com -- but I made a couple minor changes...


What to tell your spouse after buying a Music Man...
1. I'll be home more often.
2. I want to sing to you with only the best guitar.
3. There are too many mediocre things to deal with in life and guitars shouldn’t be one of them.
4. I have done full research and Music Man are the most durable guitars/basses made.
5. Among all guitars/basses, Music Man have the best re-sale value.
6. Since you have always been such a supportive spouse, there is really no need to give you any reasons.
7. I have good taste, why do you think you are my spouse?
8. This guitar reminds me of how perfect you are.
9. Anything less than extra-ordinary is a waste of my time, It’s the same reason why I chose you to be my spouse.



Any more ideas?

 

[MingusBASS]

*click* saved for future use.

 

[azzy_wazzy]

It's shocking how many of those I used when brainwashing Trev into buying only MMs from now on

 

[Disquieter]

these are the safest instruments on the market.

 

[Dr Stankface]

No. It's not refundable.

 

[soniq]

This leaves me with no money left for drugs, alcohol and the mistress .

 

[syciprider]

I promise to be your sex slave for the rest of my life.

 

[azzy_wazzy]

I promise to be your sex slave for the rest of my life.

Isn't that what you agree to when you get married anyway?

 

[mrpackerguy]

"Don't worry, honey. I sold 2 basses to get this MM. I even made some money on the deal. Go buy a pair of shoes."

 

[tiffles]

"Don't worry, honey. I sold 2 basses to get this MM. I even made some money on the deal. Go buy a pair of shoes."

now THAT i like


http://www.raffaello-network.com/item_images/miusho-5p3882-rost.jpg

ill have those.

 

[armybass]

She quit trying to keep up with what or how many I had years ago.....I golden!

 

[Psychicpet]

but Tiff.... if you came up to Vancouver you could go to the home shop of where great kicks like these come from:

and......

 

[syciprider]

Isn't that what you agree to when you get married anyway?

What food diminishes a woman's sex drive?

 

[Motojunkie]

What food diminishes a woman's sex drive?

Wedding cake.

 

[nicolasd]

"frankly sweetie, all those other basses made you look fat."

 

[EasyTiger]

easy, I tell my girl she can play it first

 

[Big Poppa]

Isn't that what you agree to when you get married anyway?

\SPOKEN from a womans perspective.

YOu notice how much funnier the bass sides response is to this thread....Sometimes I wonder about those six stringers....almost as much as I worry about Tiffles showing up in those canadian orthopedic wanna be fashion shoes.

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

I found this on one of our distributor's websites www.sinamex.com -- but I made a couple minor changes...


What to tell your spouse after buying a Music Man...
1. I'll be home more often.
2. I want to sing to you with only the best guitar.
3. There are too many mediocre things to deal with in life and guitars shouldn’t be one of them.
4. I have done full research and Music Man are the most durable guitars/basses made.
5. Among all guitars/basses, Music Man have the best re-sale value.
6. Since you have always been such a supportive spouse, there is really no need to give you any reasons.
7. I have good taste, why do you think you are my spouse?
8. This guitar reminds me of how perfect you are.
9. Anything less than extra-ordinary is a waste of my time, It’s the same reason why I chose you to be my spouse.



Any more ideas?

I say nothing and pretend I've always had it

 

[azzy_wazzy]

\SPOKEN from a womans perspective.

YOu notice how much funnier the bass sides response is to this thread....Sometimes I wonder about those six stringers....almost as much as I worry about Tiffles showing up in those canadian orthopedic wanna be fashion shoes.

We're just great you see

 

[bassmonkey]

I know this is a light hearted thread, but in reality why should a partner be upset that you spend a little money on yourself?

Providing the bills are paid, there is food on the table and you spend some money on having fun together, why should a woman get upset if her guy buys another bass. I would not want to be with someone like that.