What to wear to the Open House?

[bovinehost]

Lon Chaney Jr Model.

 

[Psycho Ward]

Excellent!

 

[Mobay45]

Bringing the wife in a suitcase!!!

Damn! I wish I had thought of that earlier! I could have saved the money I spent on her airline ticket.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Whatever "smells clean" out of my pile.

 

[oddjob]

Whatever "smells clean" out of my pile.

It has to smell clean???? I must have missed that one

 

[Mobay45]

Whatever "smells clean" out of my pile.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Guess I'll have to break out the trusty Sansabelts...

 

[Big Poppa]

Jeans Are Ok At The Country Club

 

[bovinehost]

Let's see, I said that about a million times and no one noticed.

Big Poppa says it once and everyone says, 'Oh, we can wear jeans!'

Hello! *tap tap tap* Is this thing on?

Someday I too shall wield power!

(not)

 

[oddjob]

Jack, welcome to my everyday... 7th graders act just like this all the time (my wife says I do too).

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

But what if I want to wear my Sansabelts????

 

[bovinehost]

You know Sansabelt is French for "dickless", right?

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I'll be sure to hump your leg before Lowell's then Jack.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Whew!

I finally got the courage to open another Psycho thread. Especially after looking at the name of it.

Andrew

 

[bovinehost]

I'll be sure to hump your leg before Lowell's then Jack.

I get to be first? I am special! You like me. You really like me!

 

[SteveB]

I'm bringing a wife. That means we'll have a big suitcase. It also means that I probably won't be wearing jeans Friday night. No big deal. Black slacks, nice shirt.

That's OK Larry, I'm in the same boat (minus the big suitcase). I'll probably be in khakis and a polo shirt.

 

[Victrola]

I get to be first? I am special! You like me. You really like me!

Sure he does. You're the mighty cow god. We all like you. And to prove how much, I'll throw a 55 gallon drum full of water on both you and Steve when he starts humping your leg.

No charge.

 

[Victrola]

No, No, No!!! You've all got to wear matching pink tuxedos with black velvet collars and a handsome rendition of a Bongo emroidered on the back. BP will supply them upon your arrival.

Alright, but that had better include the matching black velvet bowtie and cummerbund.

Father G, I think you were a frustrated fashion designer in a past life.

 

[LowDownDave]

PHOTOS!

After reading this thread it is CLEAR those of us who cannot attend are going to need to see PHOTOS!

Wife in a suitcase... that killed me!

 

[oddjob]

PHOTOS!

After reading this thread it is CLEAR those of us who cannot attend are going to need to see PHOTOS!

Wife in a suitcase... that killed me!

We'll see if we can get photos of the wife in the suitcase