What would their guitar say

[brentrocks]

You sure laugh you a$s off a lot!!!!
(just teasing!)

yea i do..my wife says i have none left!!!

 

[fogman]

Ha! Ha!
I guess that happens to most of us guys as we age.
Our arses shrink, our gut gets large, our ears and nose will to!
Hopefully the EBMM collection larges out also!!!

 

[Spudmurphy]

Ha! Ha!
I guess that happens to most of us guys as we age.
Our arses shrink, our gut gets large, our ears and nose will to!
Hopefully the EBMM collection larges out also!!!

How large is yours ?

 

[Junior]

Mine would probably say

"Dude, when the **** do you inted to clean the rubish off my neck? "

 

[jongitarz]

I think mine would say "Crap...here comes that hack again"

 

[fogman]

How large is yours ?

Which???
Nose? Ears? EBMM collection? or hmm, you know?

 

[Eilif]

My guitars: DUDE! Take lessons already!

 

[Sub1 Zero]

my Sub1 says "You can't go through life with only one ball"

 

[lenny]

My Silo would say: Enough with the wax and rub wax and rub Sheesh!!!!
My Axis would say: Enough with the wax n' and rub n the Damn Silo Sheesh!!!!
My Kramer would say:Man i Wish he would take me outta this plexiglass display case!

 

[MrHyde]

my JP6 would say " k dude now u got urself a good guitar......NOW GET SOME DECENT GEAR FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!"

 

[smk5150]

My guitar would say: "Stop staring at me!!"

 

[GWDavis28]

Well first off mine start by saying "Pick me, pick me!!". Then they lead into "Man I wish this guy could play more than 3 things, and he can't even play them all the way thru". Finally, they end with "30 FRIGGIN MINUTES, THAT'S ALL. HE WATCHED TV AND JUST MESSED AROUND I DIDN'T EVEN GET PLUGGED IN!!!! THIS BLOWS!!!!"

Somthing along those lines. Unfortunately, lately it's been "HEY MAN QUIT WORKING AND GRAB ONE OF US!!!!!".

Glenn |B)

 

[Jonny Dubai]

My axis ss would say "quick put me down, you wife is coming!"


Paul Gibert's guitar "I hate the dentist...not the drill again."

EVH's guitar---"P!$$ of back to Ch@rvel" (no offence to anyone intended)

Jonny.

 

[Chris K]

Wouldn't Malmsteens guitar say: If you play that f***ing harmonic minor scale once more, I'm gonna show you what the f***ing fury's all about you lard arsed swede bastard! ???

Randy Rhoads guitar would say: I'm afraid of flying!

Kirk Hammets guitar would say: I should have been his wah wah, then I'd get used 10 times more than any guitar he's ever owned.

 

[brentrocks]

Wouldn't Malmsteens guitar say: If you play that f***ing harmonic minor scale once more, I'm gonna show you what the f***ing fury's all about you lard arsed swede bastard! ???

Randy Rhoads guitar would say: I'm afraid of flying!

Kirk Hammets guitar would say: I should have been his wah wah, then I'd get used 10 times more than any guitar he's ever owned.

LOL!!!!

 

[Bungo]

The Edge's guitar: C'mon, let's see what I sound like with the delay off!

Ritchie Blackmore's Strat: I don't believe it, left in the case for a f***ing Lute!!!

Michael Angelo's 4 necked thing: I'm very, very, very sorry!!!