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Winter Namm 2006

*drum roll*

*crickets chirping*


My guess is that this year's NAMM theme will be Jacques Cousteau's family!

Everyone will dress as skinny French skindivers and.....

...wait, let me think about this a bit longer.
 
The next NAMM theme will be...

AIR guitars!

You can order them in any color (including sparkles!) and any neck/pickup/pickguard/trem/piezo configuration you like!

This is a new paradigm for the industry, as production costs are virtually zero.

The highlight of the show will be the fogman signature guitar.


:D
 
SteveB said:
The next NAMM theme will be...

AIR guitars!

You can order them in any color (including sparkles!) and any neck/pickup/pickguard/trem/piezo configuration you like!

This is a new paradigm for the industry, as production costs are virtually zero.

The highlight of the show will be the fogman signature guitar.


:D

Meh, its been done. El*xir had a booth at the Music Live show in the UK a year ago where they were passing out air guitar string sets. ("Free air guitar with every pack!") They fully got me on that one. Har har hardy har har, Alistair...
 
Beth said:
..they were passing out air guitar string sets. ("Free air guitar with every pack!") They fully got me on that one. Har har hardy har har, Alistair...

Were you being a bit of an airhead that day? :D :B
 
ahahahaha, pretty much

our distributor came up to me and said "you know Beth, El*xir sure has got us on these coated strings" and I looked at the package that said "Coated with Aeroweb!" and tossed them aside and said "we don't do coated strings" and they picked up the "pack" of strings and said "look again, Beth"...

boy did I feel like an a$$... HEE HAW
 
Colin said:
I hope the theme involves midgets,cocktails and velcro. The Dude will be licking from 12-1 everyday.
Colin

Is this to go with the Doctor Evil them!!! ;)



SteveB said:
The next NAMM theme will be...
AIR guitars!
You can order them in any color (including sparkles!) and any neck/pickup/pickguard/trem/piezo configuration you like!
This is a new paradigm for the industry, as production costs are virtually zero.
The highlight of the show will be the fogman signature guitar.

Awesome!!!
I'll take 10 :D

.
 
Steve Dude Barr said:
Heck with all that...I just wanna know what the booth theme is gonna be this year, will there be any beer involved and can I lick anything??

I heard the theme is going to be Rocky Horror. BP and all the staff dressed in fishnets. :D

Simon
 
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Colin said:
I heard it was an Oompa Loompa theme next year. Hope they dip Beth in chocolate. :D

Colin

Pics coming soon!

















AAHAHAHAHAHA, y'all thought I was serious, huh? :p
 
Well, hey, if it sells more instruments....


Anyone who orders 20 more Music Man instruments in 1 year gets a pic of me covered in chocolate with Bongo a la Joe Nerve...


:p :p :p ;) ;) ;)
 
Beth said:
Well, hey, if it sells more instruments....


Anyone who orders 20 more Music Man instruments in 1 year gets a pic of me covered in chocolate with Bongo a la Joe Nerve...


:p :p :p ;) ;) ;)
Oh yeah, I'm way there.

Colin
 
Beth said:
Well, hey, if it sells more instruments....


Anyone who orders 20 more Music Man instruments in 1 year gets a pic of me covered in chocolate with Bongo a la Joe Nerve...


:p :p :p ;) ;) ;)

Well Beth I got my first EBMM in April 2005 - I now own 9 with at least another 2 on the way.

Get that chocolate warming babe!

Dave
 
I can hear the sound of Beth's screaming from here in Australia.

"Why oh why did I throw that offer out to all of those sicko's on the EB Forum?"
 
Beth said:
Well, hey, if it sells more instruments....


Anyone who orders 20 more Music Man instruments in 1 year gets a pic of me covered in chocolate with Bongo a la Joe Nerve...


:p :p :p ;) ;) ;)

Hey guys!!! We don't have to buy them! Just order them.

Beth, I'd watch out for ernie1966. It might happen!!! :D
 
All I would like to know is exactly when and where this NAMM is going to be! I've never been to one and definatly want to go if it is near NY at all. Anybody know the details of this event?
 
Beth said:
Anyone who orders 20 more Music Man instruments in 1 year gets a pic of me covered in chocolate with Bongo a la Joe Nerve...


Oh, Dave Jeffreys.. hey buddy! You will share that picture with us, won't you Dave?

:D
 
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