Worst Songs Ever

[shamus63]

I really hated that MMMBOP song by Hanson......................................................but those chicks were hot

Great! It took all of how many years since that song left the charts for it to get out of my head...then you bring it back to memory!

Focker!

 

[SteveB]

* anything by Nitro

* anything by Guy Mann-Dude

* "Achy Breaky Heart"

* recent albums by Madonna, now that she fancies herself a songwriter/guitarist

* "She Blinded me with Science" -- was that Thomas Dolby?

* "Tall Cool One" -- Robert Plant version

* that "Honeydrippers" album that involved Plant & I think Page

* Queensryche albums: "Q2K" and "Hear in the Now Frontier"

* anything by Timbuk 3 ("Future's so bright I gotta wear shades" band)

* anything by Culture Club

 

[Colin]

* anything by Nitro

* anything by Guy Mann-Dude

* "Achy Breaky Heart"

* recent albums by Madonna, now that she fancies herself a songwriter/guitarist

* "She Blinded me with Science" -- was that Thomas Dolby?

* "Tall Cool One" -- Robert Plant version

* that "Honeydrippers" album that involved Plant & I think Page

* Queensryche albums: "Q2K" and "Hear in the Now Frontier"

* anything by Timbuk 3 ("Future's so bright I gotta wear shades" band)

* anything by Culture Club

Hey Simon, isn't that your record collection right there?

Colin

 

[mcvinyl]

Hey Simon, isn't that your record collection right there?

Colin

Yeah but the only ones missing are:

The Best of Manhatten Transfer
The Best of Bux Fiz
& The Best of Psychotherapy (I think that one is just a single)

 

[Colin]

Yeah but the only ones missing are:

The Best of Psychotherapy (I think that one is just a single)

Touché

 

[fogman]

* "Achy Breaky Heart"

Oh you beat me to that one!

 

[kbaim]

My Sharona always bugged me.

 

[EightmanVT]

Ahhh....soooo many to choose from.... what comes immediately to mind...are ...most Bush songs...(also some of the worst lead work ever recorded)... and I've been listening to the Christmas music stations...trying to get into the holiday spirit...and they keep playing this song by Paul McCartney - which has got to be the WORST Christmas song ever recorded!!!

 

[fogman]

Speaking of Christmas songs. Whoever thought barking dogs was cool should be put in a chimney with a fire at the bottom and the top plugged!

 

[SteveB]

Colin and Simon.. you gents are craking me up!

marillion-freak: sorry about the QR call.. I'll give it another listen but I remember not connecting with any of it. I still think Rage for Order was the band's finest.
I also own the Guy Mann-Dude CD, along with Alex Masi's Attack of the Neon Shark which I should have added to the list. If I could get any money for that Guy Mann-Dude CD, I'd take it!

I should add:

* "Jungle Boy" by Baltimora

* "You Spin Me Right Round" by Dead or Alive

* "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard -- I mean, I love early Def Leppard, but this song was just plain crap.

 

[SteveB]

Wow!

In the process of trying to post that last message, I learned (by trial and error) that you cannot post a message that contains the characters: C D.. (without the space between the C and the D).

Try it yourself! Type any message text containing a capital C, capital D and two periods all together without any space between them.. you can't post it!

Now, that *is* and old DOS command which tells the system to change the current directory to the parent directory of the one you're currently in...

interesting how it gets rejected in a message board's software running on a different platform...

 

[Jonny Dubai]

what about STRYPER. To hell with the devil.

Just crud.

Best QR cd for me is minde crime. Now doubt a classic of my gen.

I saw them live in Edinburgh on the Empire tour. They were amazing. one of the best bands i have ever seen.

 

[Tim O'Sullivan]

That "Crazy Frog" song that spawned that infuriating F'ing mobile phone ring tone!!!



Wow! sorry to have to disagree with you here Tim. I wish I could sing like Robbie.
Cut away all the Hype type Bullsh!t, and he gives a "good turn"

I will agree to disagree on this one, but would say that Robbie Williams is the ultimate triumph of marketing over A&R!

 

[jabba]

what about STRYPER. To hell with the devil.

Just crud.

I was in the 2nd row at a Stryper concert in Worcester Massachussets in 1985 (I think)....wasn't really into their music, but I kinda liked the show.....was easily the loudest concert I was ever at.

Worst songs ever? - anything by Cher

 

[Victrola]

My Sharona always bugged me.

Keith, I'm right there with you, I could never stand the Knack at all. Although My Sharona was actually a better moment off of that album.

 

[highenuff]

Winds of Change, by the Scorpions-I cannot stand this lame song......I can hear it in my head right now and its driving me crazy!

 

[kissmyaxe]

scorpions kick ass...I mean talk about the kings of 3 chord mega riffs....but yeh that song....not so great.
now an artist I can not stand is Rob Zombie...I know alot of people love him but his singing is annoying and lyrics are just pointless.
Talk about bringing back an old thread....now we should have your top 3 favorite songs or something.

 

[MN246]

How about any R&B song ever. I'd rather stab myself in the head than listen to Mariah Carey or anyone else that feels the need to vocally go through a scale at the end of every song.

 

[Astrofreq]

I copied my list from the other thread. Here's some I loathe:
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Red, Red Wine
Old Time Rock and Roll
Enter Sandman (pretty much anything with lars on drums)
Lady in Red
American Idiot
Are You Gonna Be My Girl (Jet)

All punk music sucks. I could go all night listing tunes just from that lame genre.

Last and certainly least . . .. . . . .. anything by COLDPLAY

 

[dmullen]

How about any R&B song ever. I'd rather stab myself in the head than listen to Mariah Carey or anyone else that feels the need to vocally go through a scale at the end of every song.

LMAO...that's funny and so true! A little bit of that goes a long way.