Worst Songs Ever

[BigTony]

I just blatantly refuse to play these when requested, normally by some blind drunk slobbering crazy fool !

I don't slobber

 

[Jodizzle]

And speaking of bad lyrics:

Rihanna- Umbrella:

"Under my um-beh-rella ella ella eh eh eh"- Pure torture.

Oh man!! I just heard this song the other day .. vomit omit omit it it

 

[Jimothy JP7]

You not hungry form Flute Practice....



Man those commercials kill me.

Anyway, new additions:

The country version of Hinder's "Lipsch of en Angel", the original is pure horridity, and the country version paints all the colors of the original on a stereotypical fat white country woman's ass. It's crap with lap steel and dobro, which upgrades it to Crap +.

Anything by Blue October. I don't know who found this band or where, but my best guess would be some single nerd walked into the local bar where all the other single nerds go on a Friday Night and saw this nerdfest in person half drunk and it really spoke to him. No but really, the singer has an airy lisp and he sings from the back of his nose. I want to introduce him to my shovel.


How about that new jam from Three Days Grace? Which one you ask? Exactly. It sucks.


On a better note, the new Symphony X cd is crucial, and all that love guitar and fighting dragons should listen to it thrice.

 

[Jimothy JP7]

May I add from the Guitar Hero II archives, "Red Lottery" by Megasus. If you haven't heard it, listen to it, and bring a huge coffee, because you are about to be bored out of your mind.

 

[KennethB]

just watched the Rhianna video with the sound off, its quite good that way! i wouldnt mind seeing a bit more of her

Yeah, with the sound off it's pretty good indeed! I can say that about a lot of music these days.

 

[Junior]

Well... all I can say is that I hope the huuuge population will soon get over today's MTV cr@p and real music starts getting popular again. Today's "musicians" sell their music with the help of hot chicks, not the actual music. This new age depresses me. There is probably a total of 3 bars in the capital of Croatia where mostly rock and blues are played. Everything else is just disco clubs where they play music that is not worth explaining here (some weird type of eastern-european Croatian-Serbian folk, which is again, just big tits, no good music)

 

[Sub1 Zero]

"Fergalicious"....WTF!

that is painfully horrible. I could actually smell sh*t coming out of the speakers during that song!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[GrooveHT]

Well... all I can say is that I hope the huuuge population will soon get over today's MTV cr@p and real music starts getting popular again. Today's "musicians" sell their music with the help of hot chicks, not the actual music. This new age depresses me. There is probably a total of 3 bars in the capital of Croatia where mostly rock and blues are played. Everything else is just disco clubs where they play music that is not worth explaining here (some weird type of eastern-european Croatian-Serbian folk, which is again, just big tits, no good music)

Junior,
I was in bosnia a few years back...the techno was crazy! It was like american disco/techno, but with accordion! Who's idea was that? Can you do anything about that???

Jeff

 

[Junior]

Yea, it's really bad. I wish I could do anything about it.

 

[cherub]

Russ Abbott

Does anyone remember the song Russ Abbott brought out called "Atmosphere" ? Ive seen the video a few times on VH1 Classic's Worst Songs Ever, it makes me do a laughter weep wee !
I seem to remember an episode of Rab C Nesbitt where Rab's mate Jamesy Cotter got out a bottle of Irn Bru from his pocket after copping for some unfortunate looking chick from the boozer, and then serenaded her with the said, offending song ! Ha ha ha........done another weep wee !

Cherub

 

[dmullen]

"Fergalicious"....WTF!

that is painfully horrible. I could actually smell sh*t coming out of the speakers during that song!!!

LMAO! That made my day...thanks!

 

[dstockden]

Does anyone remember the song Russ Abbott brought out called "Atmosphere" ? Ive seen the video a few times on VH1 Classic's Worst Songs Ever, it makes me do a laughter weep wee !
I seem to remember an episode of Rab C Nesbitt where Rab's mate Jamesy Cotter got out a bottle of Irn Bru from his pocket after copping for some unfortunate looking chick from the boozer, and then serenaded her with the said, offending song ! Ha ha ha........done another weep wee !

Cherub

Classic! what an atmosphere , i love a party with a happy? atomsphere?
duh duh du der du der etc,

 

[mark_tampa]

I'd have to nominate two of my most hated pop tunes that seemed to play on the radio every hour, on the hour when they were released...

Gloria Estefan, Conga - Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer (Bet I can!)

McCartney and Stevie Wonders piece of junk called Ebony and Ivory. My vote for the biggest upchuck factor ever made.

BTW, ever see Stevie play drums? One hell of a drum player!
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SCZv7786KY"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]

 

[Tim O'Sullivan]

How about Terry Wogans 'Floral Dance'

 

[Jonny Dubai]

How about Terry Wogans 'Floral Dance'

thats just nasty