"Official" pics-o-my-guitar Thread

[Colin]

Don't worry Col..... I've got all of the ones I've seen.

It seems we both have the same extremely corrupt, yet dry sense of humour !

wait until you hear the gag for post 16,400. Ok here it is anyway. This guy with no arms walks into an ice cream shop and asks for an ice cream. The shop assistant asks what flavour? He say's it doesn't matter. The shop assistant says what do you mean it doesn't matter? The guy say's well I'm going to drop it anyway...

 

[TwAn]

wait until you hear the gag for post 16,400. Ok here it is anyway. This guy with no arms walks into an ice cream shop and asks for an ice cream. The shop assistant asks what flavour? He say's it doesn't matter. The shop assistant says what do you mean it doesn't matter? The guy say's well I'm going to drop it anyway...

Now that's funny!

 

[Dizzy]

LOL.... you don't miss much Col !
Maybe it's just really sticky floorboard polish.
Really cool wall effect that...... to use floorboards on the walls !

You should come to Holland... it's done often here!

Makes sense !
I mean, what's the point of putting wood on the floors in Holland when you all wear clogs ?
.......... wood on wood just doesn't work, right ??

I won't even start on dykes !

(Forgive me Col...... I'm only up to post 156..... I'll improve, I promise ! )

 

[robelinda2]

Col thats funny!!!!!!! Simple but great humour!

 

[mcvinyl]

Col thats funny!!!!!!! Simple but great humour!

That's not the first time Col has been refered to a simple.

Simon

 

[Mayo 84]

Yeah men! it's amazing!! The FullDrive is the best!

 

[mcvinyl]

Hey Rob (and all other Aussies) don't know if your fans of Larry Carlton & Robben Ford but they're bringing their blues act double show to Aus in April. They're playing over at Perth for our Perth boys and then The Corner Hotel in Melbourne for you Rob. Just thought I'd let you know.

Col and I will be front row centre for this one.

Simon

 

[Dizzy]

wait until you hear the gag for post 16,400. Ok here it is anyway. This guy with no arms walks into an ice cream shop and asks for an ice cream. The shop assistant asks what flavour? He say's it doesn't matter. The shop assistant says what do you mean it doesn't matter? The guy say's well I'm going to drop it anyway...

NICE !

Maybe we have to start a JOKE sticky ?

Here's an attempt to get a little more on topic ...

Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A - Six, one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging all the light !
and another :

A drummer walks into a library and says: "Hi I'll have a burger,fries, and a large coke." The librarian responds: Sshhhh....do you know where you are? This is a library!" The drummer, sheepishly, and in a whisper says: "Sorry....I'll have a burger, fries and a large coke."

And Finally (for now) straying OT again.....

There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch.

"Excuse me, Sir, but does your dog bite?", the tourist asked. The old man replied, "Nope."

So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog ran over snarling and growling and bit him on his arms and legs. As the dog was dragging him away the tourist was flailing around in the dust and yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"

The old man replied, "Ain't my dog."



Thankya, Thankya.. I'm here all night !

 

[robelinda2]

Hey Rob (and all other Aussies) don't know if your fans of Larry Carlton & Robben Ford but they're bringing their blues act double show to Aus in April. They're playing over at Perth for our Perth boys and then The Corner Hotel in Melbourne for you Rob. Just thought I'd let you know.

Col and I will be front row centre for this one.

Simon

and how good is it gonna be!!!!!!!!! A friend of me has already got tickets, i cannot wait for this gig, Ford in particular. Pity neither of them play BALL.

Dizzy- you are a funny dude, and you tell a good joke.

 

[mcvinyl]

and how good is it gonna be!!!!!!!!! A friend of me has already got tickets, i cannot wait for this gig, Ford in particular. Pity neither of them play BALL.

Dizzy- you are a funny dude, and you tell a good joke.

Colin & I saw Ford at the Byron Blues Festival two years ago - one word - AWESOME!!!!!

Can't wait to see Carlton though he's right up there, probably number two on my all time favourites list.

Simon

 

[Colin]

Colin & I saw Ford at the Byron Blues Festival two years ago - one word - AWESOME!!!!!

Just don't take too many photo's or he will try and kick you in the face (which he tried to do)

 

[slukather]

I've still gotta buy a ticket for the Carlton/Ford gig, but there's no way in hell l'm gonna miss it. It's gonna be awesome. It's a pitty the Lukather/Carlton tour didn't make it out here, but what the hell, l ain't gonna turn this down.

Scott.

 

[Kaiser]

Colours of the Axis

Hi, there never seems to be many black cherry Axis' kicking about, does anyone have any pics?

 

[fogman]

Hi, there never seems to be many black cherry Axis' kicking about, does anyone have any pics?

 

[Colin]

Hi, there never seems to be many black cherry Axis' kicking about, does anyone have any pics?

you need to talk to Fogman, he's our archiver

 

[Colin]

I spoke to late

 

[Tim O'Sullivan]

That colour combo does sure look classy!

 

[brentrocks]

How did you get them to stick to the wall like that?

LMAO!!!!

 

[starsky]

Hi, there never seems to be many black cherry Axis' kicking about, does anyone have any pics?

Here's some belated pics of my Axis Super Sport in Black Cherryburst that I got back in Oct 06.

 

[robelinda2]

thats beautiful Starsky!