Big Poppa's Tuesday Morning Torture

[bassmonkeee]

That made me laugh! We're such geeks about this stuff, aren't we? I'm sure I should find a way to be ashamed, but ..... I'm not.

I, for one, appreciate the torture.

And I have to admit it - I also love the reaction here on the forums.

I hoist a very cold martini in your honor, BP.

I represent this thread in picture form:

Okay, so I represented Big Poppa with a hot mom with her two underaged daughters, but you get the idea.

Throw us crumbs, and we are happy.

 

[SteveB]

Boys
Im sorry that some of you are bummed out. But would you prefer no heads up?

A new hint.....You will not see any form of bongo pickups of preamps in any of the new models

A-HA!!!!

A new product line altogether... passive basses from EBMM!!!!!!!

Did I get it? Huh? Huh? Hmm?

Maybe I'll get a Scooby Snack?

 

[Jazzbassman23]

Hey, the one in red is kinda cute. Think she'd give me a picture to hang in my jail cell?

 

[tkarter]

I am still just enjoying this thread.


tk

 

[FireAarro]

9 string fanned fret Bongo (Pacman inlays optional)

 

[tkarter]

I would venture to guess that a passive line will be available as that has been done for an artist already.

Maybe a Tony Levin signature 3 string?

Maybe a Bovine signature Bongo?

Maybe a 2 pickup like we have seen here already?
Maybe a reintro of old 26?

Maybe 6 string SUB's?

The fun is in the guessing IMHO.

tk

 

[cgworkman]

Boys
Im sorry that some of you are bummed out. But would you prefer no heads up?

A new hint.....You will not see any form of bongo pickups of preamps in any of the new models

I am not bummed in the least!

 

[Dees]

Maybe a Bovine signature Bongo?

Yeah, we could call it the martini-bass, or keep it simple, Bongo

I'm guessing on low budget model, something with 2 PU's that doesn't looks like a Bongo, and hopefully, one total new concept

 

[Czar]

I hope one is a Sabre re-issue or a 2 pup/2 band Stingray.
And something completely new would be wicked awesome.

 

[Psychicpet]

TL Signature StingRay 5!!!!!!!!!!!

please...........

 

[Psychicpet]

wait a minute....... is MM going to take a step into the Single Coil realm at all!?!???!?!?!
BP has his moniker on one model, should we expect the Dargin to be next !?!?!?!?!?! coil taps on ALL humbuckers!?!?!!? the return of sparkle!!!???!!???!!!!
good lord this thread is starting to get to me............

hey BP, seeings how this thing is getting out of control, could there be some prizes for closest to the mark??

 

[Psychicpet]

TL Signature StingRay 5!!!!!!!!!!!

please...........

*bump*

 

[Dargin]

BP has his moniker on one model, should we expect the Dargin to be next !?!?!?!?!?!

Haha, No Dargin models!

 

[tkarter]

I smell a BP signature single H Bongo in the works.


tk

 

[cgworkman]

I am not one to tell EB or BP how to run their business, but I think coil taps and single coil options would be a good move. I don't mean to compare EB to others, but the 'new' wave

 

[MCBTunes]

Big Poppa,

if I prayed for a two pickup sterling, would I uh, get my prayers answered? Or umm, would I be dreaming?

2 pickup sterling.
2 pickup sterling.
2 pickup sterling.

hint?

Please please!
I would take out a loan to buy one of those bad boys at any cost!

 

[kbaim]

Keith Thanks for the gift.......

Glad you liked her. Helluva dancer.

 

[xcental34x]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Sterling is hinting 12 new models. Wouldn't fretless, extra pickups, different electronics, etc be considered options? Hmm?

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

What about names?

Could one be a "Manta Ray"?

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[mike not fat]

Or a jewel-ray ?