Hey Big Poppa- You're Apparently A Millionaire!

[Bryan R. Tyler]

This thread popped up over at TB. You definitely need to hire this guy as a new CEO.
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=252536

 

[Beth]

*giggle*


poor guy just has no clue.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I heard that he brown bags his lunch every day (crusts cut off).

 

[maddog]

Sterling Ball = Scrooge McDuck.

Pure. Genius.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

That guy's just too darned stupid to even reply to IMO.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Sterling Ball = Scrooge McDuck.

Pure. Genius.

Photoshop call!!


http://images.google.com/images?q=Scrooge+McDuck&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

 

[scottbass71]

Yah I can say now I know a millionaire!!!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

One MILLION dollahs.....

 

[Colin]

One MILLION dollahs.....

Steve, how did you remove mini-me's eyebrows?

 

[tadawson]

Steve, how did you remove mini-me's eyebrows?

Uh, if you ever meet Jack, you will realize that Steve didn't do anything to the eyebrows . . . . . .

- Tim

 

[shamus63]

Just got back from TB...what a knob!

 

[Big Poppa]

Wow...my favorite line the guy said "was I made a bass once, it didnt come out too good.
I guess the 135 empolyees in the factory and the 15+ support that all earn at least a livin wage full benefits retirement, medica,l dental...the cost of coppe tripled the cost of brass 400% wood is going up like you cant believe........I love the headlines "the feds are worried about inflation" its here baby.
oh yeah what about rent? utilities, attorneys bs bs bs

 

[SteveB]

Nobody recognizes that boy's brilliant business acumen. He's got it all figured out. I expect that MusicMan, F@nder, Gibs@n, PRS etc. will all go belly up as soon as he decides to open his own factory.



Apparently, there are no costs associated with making these instruments except for $50 worth of pickups, $5 body, and $200 for neck and hardware.

The basses assemble and paint themselves, the paint, wiring and case are free, and they walk right up to their favorite EBMM dealer and jump onto the shelf!

 

[Big Poppa]

Doesnt this guy know how many people it takes to count 6 million from basses alone?

the poor slinky money counters have really dirty hands at lunch time...there is such a line at the money counting wash sink when we serve the catered food each day in coachella

the guitar guys weear gloves........

 

[Bryan R. Tyler]

Scrooge's distant cousin- Sterling McDuck:

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Right clicked and saved for future use.

 

[Aussie Mark]

F**k our day jobs, we should all be making basses, since it's appararently so easy and such a money tree!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Anyone else notice that the pig has no eyebrows??? Coincidence??

 

[Colin]

Wow...my favorite line the guy said "was I made a bass once, it didnt come out too good.
I guess the 135 empolyees in the factory and the 15+ support that all earn at least a livin wage full benefits retirement, medica,l dental...the cost of coppe tripled the cost of brass 400% wood is going up like you cant believe........I love the headlines "the feds are worried about inflation" its here baby.
oh yeah what about rent? utilities, attorneys bs bs bs

You left out the cost of Steve's bail money...

 

[shamus63]

*giggle*


poor guy just has no clue.

I can just hear him yelling "Skipper! Skipperrrrr!"