Big Poppa
Well-known member
Hey Guys!
We have a new position open to sell our basses online for one of our premier interent dealers who also owns one of the biggest bass web communities in the world that is based nocturnally in the garage of a retirement community in sunny Arizona.
We would like to have this person be based in lets say...Dallas (like the guy we plan on replacing).
It is really tricky to go into details due to employer/employee confidentiality issues but the guy we want must have the same qualities of the the last guy. I wish I could tell you more about our soon to be former rep and moderator, but it is safe to say that he just just got bogged down in the past.
JOB REQUIREMENTS:
Must be retired military
Must have a sealed military file.
Ability to masquerade as a linguist a must.
Must be able to visit a competing music store to evaluate new product when his wife is in Peru.
Must stop quoting Me and Luke in his sleep
The most important is that this person should be able to tell you all about new models from personal experience, (even if it means driving to your local Guitar and telling them that you are waiting for your first AARP check.)
Please respond asap to fill the dudes wide open position
We have a new position open to sell our basses online for one of our premier interent dealers who also owns one of the biggest bass web communities in the world that is based nocturnally in the garage of a retirement community in sunny Arizona.
We would like to have this person be based in lets say...Dallas (like the guy we plan on replacing).
It is really tricky to go into details due to employer/employee confidentiality issues but the guy we want must have the same qualities of the the last guy. I wish I could tell you more about our soon to be former rep and moderator, but it is safe to say that he just just got bogged down in the past.
JOB REQUIREMENTS:
Must be retired military
Must have a sealed military file.
Ability to masquerade as a linguist a must.
Must be able to visit a competing music store to evaluate new product when his wife is in Peru.
Must stop quoting Me and Luke in his sleep
The most important is that this person should be able to tell you all about new models from personal experience, (even if it means driving to your local Guitar and telling them that you are waiting for your first AARP check.)
Please respond asap to fill the dudes wide open position
