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Big Poppa

Big Poppa

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Hey Guys!

We have a new position open to sell our basses online for one of our premier interent dealers who also owns one of the biggest bass web communities in the world that is based nocturnally in the garage of a retirement community in sunny Arizona.

We would like to have this person be based in lets say...Dallas (like the guy we plan on replacing).

It is really tricky to go into details due to employer/employee confidentiality issues but the guy we want must have the same qualities of the the last guy. I wish I could tell you more about our soon to be former rep and moderator, but it is safe to say that he just just got bogged down in the past.

JOB REQUIREMENTS:

Must be retired military

Must have a sealed military file.

Ability to masquerade as a linguist a must.

Must be able to visit a competing music store to evaluate new product when his wife is in Peru.

Must stop quoting Me and Luke in his sleep

The most important is that this person should be able to tell you all about new models from personal experience, (even if it means driving to your local Guitar and telling them that you are waiting for your first AARP check.)

Please respond asap to fill the dudes wide open position
 
He's ragging me about not going to GC to play the new models EVEN THOUGH I PLAYED THEM AT THE OPEN HOUSE AND EVEN THOUGH I'VE SPENT THE LAST TWO AFTERNOONS AT THE DENTIST OFFICE AND NOW I CAN'T EAT.

I do quote him and Luke in my sleep, though. It's like a disease, and it also makes me cough through my ears, which is very disturbing.
 
Big Poppa said:
Must be able to visit a competing music store to evaluate new product when his wife is in Peru.
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I was gonna suggest somebody I know until I got to this line.
 
bovinehost said:
I do quote him and Luke in my sleep, though. It's like a disease, and it also makes me cough through my ears, which is very disturbing.
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Now you understand my Pythonisms. :D
 
I'll apply... But I can't take no drug test, and I don't live in or near the Dallas area.

So, When do I start???
 
Big Poppa said:
Hey Guys!

We have a new position open to sell our basses online for one of our premier interent dealers who also owns one of the biggest bass web communities in the world that is based nocturnally in the garage of a retirement community in sunny Arizona.

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JOB REQUIREMENTS:

Must be retired military

Must have a sealed military file.

Ability to masquerade as a linguist a must.
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Would that be a cunning linguist???????

Enquiring minds want to know . . . . . .

- Tim
 
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