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There is a black Porsche in Manhattan Beach, CA with a vanity plate of "CLINGST" or something similar to that. Someone must have been sleeping at DMV that day!
 
Yeah, well, we all know how you Texas boys like it...

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who needs to be current to sell our basses?


Im sure that the last guy can give you potential buyers a great descripion of the new basses if you have 3 year old korg units and some greasy headphones.

maybe he is trying to give the gc guys a chance?
 
Requirement- Must be able to consume 1 flame broiled Guinea Pig per day (just how do they cook them up down there?!?!?!?!?)
 
You guys really need to ask me how many of these dual pickup basses I've sold.

*yawning*

Mmm, Bombay Sapphire tonight.
 
You guys really need to ask me how many of these dual pickup basses I've sold.
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I'd say about one quarter of what you'll sell in '06 Jackson.

Did you get those TI Strings you wanted yet??
 
I expect we'll do purdy good in '06.

You know, I was thinking, it WOULD be good for me to try out a SR4 HH and maybe a SR5 HS or perhaps a Sterling.....hell, if I were the owner of the company, you know what I'd do? I'd just send me a couple on spec. Yeah, that's what I'd do.

*gazing off into the distance*

I bet you that's just what I'd do.
 
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i thnk we need a internet based cdn dealer AHEM** *raises hand* lol
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"Cawz ahmah oletahm smugglin mannn,
ansoh I know juzwatta dooooo...."

"BBC World Today reports that 3 suspected torroists were arrested at the US-Canada frontier, smuggling suspicious electronic devices that appear to be improvised from parts of a guitar and parts of a latrine seat. The subjects were summarily executed and then extensively questioned using approved methods."
 
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Golem said:
"Cawz ahmah oletahm smugglin mannn,
ansoh I know juzwatta dooooo...."

"BBC World Today reports that 3 suspected torroists were arrested at the US-Canada frontier, smuggling suspicious electronic devices that appear to be improvised from parts of a guitar and parts of a latrine seat. The subjects were summarily executed and then extensively questioned using approved methods."
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What are you ON??? LOL!!!:p
 
Golem said:
"BBC World Today reports that 3 suspected torroists were arrested at the US-Canada frontier, smuggling suspicious electronic devices that appear to be improvised from parts of a guitar and parts of a latrine seat. The subjects were summarily executed and then extensively questioned using approved methods."
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That's some good stuff! But we DO need to sort out some form of worldwide distribution of EB goods at US-ish prices. We're really sufferin' out here! My used basses are costin' almost double what you pay for them new! No wonder noone's bothered about lack of warranty for "sneaking" basses out of the country. Not likely many EB repair issues will cost the same as a whole other bass at US prices!

Sorry... rant over :)
 
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