lets help luke!

[Big Poppa]

Lukey

Here is how to avoid the virtual bar of soap in the mouth. Just some random ideas.

Gay....use only when to emphasize your joy or to explain a situation that you had a lot of fun at. Example: I went to Biffs had a GAY old time.

Sexual Acts, only when discussing visiting the zoo. example Biff and I went to the zoo and watched monkeys copulate.

Hummer.... Only used to describe Koogies choice of vehicles. example Went to the shooting range in the Koogsters Hummer.

Blowjob Only used when discussing beauty parlors. Example "Cecil, I only have time for a quick color, trim and blowjob.

Head. only used to describe and amplifier or body part. Examples Those bradshaw heads are classic, Or my favorite Big Poppa has got a good head on him


Fag...please use only when asking an english bloke for a cigarette. Example Hey, Nigel, can I bum a fag off of you?"

The only body parts that you can talk about are ones that you dont cover up when going to the beach. Example That Biff sure has broad shoulders.

Gummy bear please do not use this to refer to a sensitive part of a womans anatomy,
here is how you can use it however. "my wife just got back from the dentist and so I had the bag of gummy bears to myself.

Dump. PLese use this only when describing your trash removal. example "I took those Rivera amps that paul failed to pay royalties on to the dump."

Im sure that more will come to mind, this is just a start.

 

[NorM]

The big 7

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Breasts of chicken are often reffered to as white meat.

Permission to delete this post is encouraged

 

[kbaim]

ain't gonna happen.









...might possibly get worse.

 

[NorM]

ain't gonna happen.


...might possibly get worse.

Is that the best you could come up with Keith? Dude! BP started this thread for you and that's all you got? Where's the clever lack of tact I know and count on you for?

While I'm at it could I ask for an official clarification on the accepted abbreviation for the Axis Super Sport?

If you fine new folks have some more BP'esq examples please post. This thread has potential for defining proper internet forum etiquette. I know I need the help and others could really benefit from this as well.
DO IT!

 

[Big Poppa]

here are some more tips for you lukey

Muff Please use only to describe a botched play in baseball..example "the shortstop misplayed that grounder what a muff!

Cock. Use only to describe male chicken...example Look at the size of that cock in the hen house!

Jizz use only to refer to an abnormally high rate of sping on a golf shot. example Tiger sure put a lot of jizz on that ball.

balls use only to refer to your favorite guitar strings, example balls are bests!

foursome use only to describe your golfing group. Not your pre-marital Amsterdam escapedes

Mother daughter....use only to describe the format for this weekends tennis tournament format example My ex wife Satina is playing in the mother daughter this weekend.

 

[Mick]

Oh man

 

[Big Poppa]

Listen Im not trying to offend anyone. If you check out Lukes (forumname Lucious) post he really needed some help with what is acceptable and whats not. Im just trying to be a friend. Does anybody want to chime in?

 

[shamus63]

"Gay....use only when to emphasize your joy or to explain a situation that you had a lot of fun at. Example: I went to Biffs had a GAY old time."


There's just NO WAY to save that line!

 

[Mick]

No no BP he I´m here in germany (what time is it in SLO? I´m just about to close my shop now and go to my wine dealer))

You can´t offend a german man) I totally meant that full of humor.
Just go on with it. I had the chance to meet Luke as we supported Toto in munich- so we had a lot of f****** f** .

I ´m sorry but I only know german stuff in that kind of topic. Can´t help here and my head can´t too)))

 

[bovinehost]

I want to know how you fix the "sew my lips to her....." sentence.

Save that one, BP, and you've gone where no man has gone before.

 

[ernie1966]

Pussy- Only use when describing or refering to domestic felines. "what a beautiful coat your pussy has."

Dick - Detective (kinda old, but still works) Columbo, now he's a great dick!


Ass - The animal that resembles a small horsie. I just rode down into the middle of the Grand Canyon, boy is my ass tired!

 

[GWDavis28]

Box - As in "Hey man that's a nice box of chocolates you got there". It should not be directed at the female anatomy.

Pussy - As is "That's a nice pussy cat you got there". Again, not refering to the female anatomy.

Woody - As in the car not what happens when you see a super hot babe.

Tent Pole - As in "Did you set up the tent pole yet?". Not what happens when you see a super hot babe.

Snatch - As in "Did you snatch that EBMM Luke from GC?". Not refering once again to the female anatomy.

Tail - As in "Look man that damn dog has no friggin tail". Not as in how much you got when you were single.

This bad, but I could keep going all day. Hahahahahaha

Glenn |B)

 

[Big Poppa]

I just love gummy bears. If I could I would just stitch my lips to the bag.

 

[kbaim]

Some guys are just brilliant with their use of the lingo. Lenny Bruce, carlin, even DICE CLAY (who had the infamous line of describing an engagement ring as "a $5000 down payment on her sn*tch).

Luke is just one of those guys and it's gonna make great reading to see how much he gets away with. I just can't see him getting the B-F-L button.

 

[Big Poppa]

Hard on use when describing an unusually excessive amont of force necessary to complete a talk. Example I really had to push hard on the toilet plunger after last nights greek smorgasboard.

 

[Big Poppa]

nunecessary amount of force to complete a TASK....typing too fast again

 

[LDM]

Boner- Formerly used (like back in the 50's) to refer to someone who had said or did something really stupid. "Man, you pulled a real big boner at the party last night. What were you thinking?"

 

[francric]

This could get very interesting....I can't wait to see what happens. I give him 2 sentences before he forgets and lets it rip...........

 

[Big Poppa]

Keith that is getting deleted.....you may just have to watch from the sidelines......

 

[kbaim]

That bad, huh?

Cheap seats it is then.