lets help luke!

[Norrin Radd]

*cheering from sidelines*

Here we go Luuuke, here we go (clap, clap)
Here we go Luuuke, here we go (clap, clap)



Clap -- used to describe applause, not how many women you gave it to.

As a non-involved bystander I can say that the above post is clearly leading the pack.

Pack - a means of placing clothing into a travelling garment, not.....um.....well.....you know.

 

[pack-rat]

Beaver : Large aquatic rodent
Bitch: female dog
tit: Any of various small, similar or related birds
shag: A rug with a thick rough pile

 

[Dcareaga]

a
a

 

[fogman]

I was trying to stay out of this thread, but oh well!

Hoe - not a person, but a garden tool

Tool - not a body part, but an object or function that assist to complete a task.

 

[Dcareaga]

A
a

 

[shamus63]

...and the hits just keep on coming!

 

[Dcareaga]

Hotplating: Warming plates in a Restaurant before placing food on them
Snowballing: A winter pastime mostly enjoyed by kids.

 

[Dcareaga]

Dyke: a Water Retaining Structure......
Felch: A movie starring Chevy Chase there was a sequel called "Felch Lives"....
oh, sorry that was FLETCH!

 

[Big Poppa]

get rid of these photos dargie....no more photos dc i cant take it

 

[fogman]

Great!
Now who's going to clean the vommit off my dual monitors???

 

[Raz]

Ass Hooker : A device used commonly throught the early 19th century to hurd Donkeys.

Ass Hurder : The act of pushing the ass

Ass Hole : The (parking/hiding) Resting spot and sometimes referred to a tasty tongue lap (watering hole...duh) for said asses.

Ass Wipe : A failed attempt at hurding, sometimes referred to wipeout.

Huge Ass : A rather large donkey

Twinkey : A rookie ass hurder

Ass Hooker Twinky Getting Hurded in Cell Block H : It was once believed that for rookies to perform to their petential, confinement with seasoned Hurders inspired them beyond all known forms of training.

Ripped Tailer : More often than not a Twinkies over used RESTING SPOT can become swollen, bruised or even damaged...sometimes referred to as damaged goods.

Shove it in Your Ass, Mother.....: Suppositories used to aid in Ass lubrication and convincing, you know how stubborn they can be.

There's a Hamster in My Ass : More slang then actual verbiage, used to describe
a donkey's constant quiver.

Get Off Your Ass You Lazy...! It is said that a master must release his ass from its burden atleast twice daily!

Kiss My Ass: Greatings presented to Twinkies during their freshman days with the Seasoned Hurders.

 

[Colin]

Colin

 

[fogman]

you got it!

 

[OrangeChannel]

Bangin' - used to describe the bass or lowend in modern hip hop...example: Yo, that track is bangin' son! Or who be bangin' that track in the jeep?

Cream: a dairy substance used to make my coffee lighter...or a subject of a bangin' Wu Tang track...

Sugarwall: an end cap in the supermarket that contains various sweetners for my coffee

Hot Carl - an attractive male named Carl...

Poppin' Milk - opening up a jug of milk

Jugs - devices utilized in holding and transporting Milk

Sea Men - those in the navy or sailors in general

 

[Dcareaga]

get rid of these photos dargie....no more photos dc i cant take it

Sorry about that...

 

[Mobay45]

Box lunch at the Y should only be used when refering to having your noontime meal at the Y.M.C.A.

 

[Mobay45]

Tossing a salad should only involve vegetables in a bowl with salad dressing.

 

[phatduckk]

Box - As in "Hey man that's a nice box of chocolates you got there". It should not be directed at the female anatomy.

or when referring to sports
example) my ex was no good at wrestling but you should see her box

 

[phatduckk]

BP do you know George Carlin? I'm sure he could help us out here

 

[francric]

You guys are out of control, but I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!