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NorM

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Big Poppa said:
P.S. Sherwood....this forum is legal heroin....it makes you get up early to see what you've missed from this seemingly random buncch of knuckleheads,,,,(oh, wait! you cant call your customers knuckleheads.....I keep forgetting)

GEt to know the cast and crew and the Open House is just around the corner!
Who called my name?

Welcome Aboard Sherwood.
The Open house is gonna Rule!
 

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This place is the nads!!!

Mr Luke it is an honor and a joy to have you here, enjoy. :)

Glenn |B)
 

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Welcome Lucious,

Lucious is one of the MANY knicknames I have given Luke over the years.

The tree in question is a grapefruit Luke and his lovely wife Kitten (another Bp nickname)
were kind enough to buy me a grapefruit tree for my birthday a few years back. They called a nursery and said we want a fully mature, fruit bearing, mother of all grapefruit trees. The nursery assured him that this was the biggest and best and charged him accordingly.

What the nursery brought was a tree about 18" high and fruitless.

Fast forward to Luke and Kitten coming to visit and I said you have to see your tree. I walked him out to where the tree was and luke was looking around in a 360 saying where is it and I said your standing on it.

Each time Luke would come over he would first go check the tree. For four seasons it was fruitless, and each year I thanked him for the sterile tree.

It is now producing and ooks real fine
 

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Dargin said:
My auntie has arrived!
For those of us who aren't very cool or hip (and of course by "us" I mean "me") is the auntie you are refering to in fact "Steve Lukather"? Or, as NorMal, am I just crazy?

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Well BP answered that question in a timely manner. Thanks Dude!

Please disregard the second question.

On to what's really important:
KEITH Check it out Man!
LUKE is HERE!
That's just Way Freakin' COOL!


Welcome Sir. After hearing what I have heard about your personality I am truly looking foward to having you as a part of this uh.... the uh....
Whatever this is.
It is my honor to say
"Welcome LUKE!"
 
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grapefruittree.jpg


"Grapefruit trees can grow to as high as 25 to 30 feet."

I just thought we needed to know more about this.
 

Lucious

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Grapefruit man

Hey guys
Biff ( BP) has got me into this now I am afraid you are stuck with me.
 

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Dude, you played on Cheryl Ladd records. Not too many people on earth can say THAT.

And then the grapefruit tree gift.

Come visit the bass forum someday. We're more....well, fun.

Jack
 

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Cheryl Ladd

Yes I did. hahaha She was FINE in 1978. Sklar was on the date as well at Capital studios hollywood.
We were all had "diamond cutters" for her and when they called a union break she left the room and we were all still hanhgin in the room and we all started goin on about what we would like to do to her, I was like "I wanna sew my lips to her clit" and Sklar was sniffing her seat and we were howling with laughter and then we noticed some guy just hangin in a chair and we didnt think anything of it as were are all insane anyway and they all know BUT..Cheryl and the producer come out and we are just shooting the Sh8t and the guy says" Oh yeah guys, that is Cheryls HUSBAND"!"!!! haha ( the guy sittin in the chair listening to every word) HAHAHA Well we all **** ourselves and started to TRY not to laugh and the guy says smiling "Nice to meet you guys" hahahaha
A day in the life. I have 1000's of them
 

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Sklar was sniffing her seat

I'm getting this picture in my mind, and it's not good.

(I'm actually howling here.)

Hey, someone had to get the Cheryl Ladd business out of the way, and that's usually my kind of work.

I'm still laughing.

Jack
 

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Damn! I miss sooooo much cool stuff when I go to work! Darn this working for money crap! :mad:

Welcome aboard Sherwood!

Welcome aboard Luke!

Can't wait to see & meet you both at the open house! :)

Mike
 
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