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Luke w/El Groupo @ Baked Potato, L.A. 08_05-05

Big Poppa said:
Fogman

I will hold back the biff nickname till the open house......

but who do you think is Biff in Biff babys allstars?
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I wouldn't even attempt a guess!
I'm sure there's an amazingly funny story to be told!
 
Biff was also the bad guy in one of the greatest movies ever made imo

BACK TO THE FUTURE

Top 5 movie of mine.
 
kbaim said:
Biff was also the bad guy in one of the greatest movies ever made imo

BACK TO THE FUTURE

Top 5 movie of mine.
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That's exactly who I think of!!!!
 
Big Poppa said:
bovine you will laugh many times with the big p and lucious show..
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You always manage to cheer me up, boss. I can only imagine you AND Mister Sew My Lips To Her Naughty Bits at the same time.
 
Lucious said:
Yes I did. hahaha She was FINE in 1978. Sklar was on the date as well at Capital studios hollywood.
We were all had "diamond cutters" for her and when they called a union break she left the room and we were all still hanhgin in the room and we all started goin on about what we would like to do to her, I was like "I wanna sew my lips to her clit" and Sklar was sniffing her seat and we were howling with laughter and then we noticed some guy just hangin in a chair and we didnt think anything of it as were are all insane anyway and they all know BUT..Cheryl and the producer come out and we are just shooting the Sh8t and the guy says" Oh yeah guys, that is Cheryls HUSBAND"!"!!! haha ( the guy sittin in the chair listening to every word) HAHAHA Well we all **** ourselves and started to TRY not to laugh and the guy says smiling "Nice to meet you guys" hahahaha
A day in the life. I have 1000's of them
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Hehehehehe!

*Wipes coffee off screen*

Welcome Luke! I'm looking forward to more of your tales! :D
 
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My crusty sac

Just got back from taking my wife to the dentist. 4 cavities done in 3 hours. Poor thing.
I thought i would cheer her up and went our and got Marathon Man on DVD.
I dont think she thought it was funny. hahahahahahaha
"Is it safe?" hahahaha
L.
 
HAHA, you evil bastid! :p

So, do those anaesthetic injections stop jawache then? That has to be a bonus ;)
 
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Big Poopa

Hey where is the Biffer???
Perhaps replacing the guests Almond Rocas with cat turds???
Off to the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel with some old friends. I know..its gay, but the food and martinis are great! hahaha
Check ya later you old queens.
Hey, how come no girls post in here? Its like a fu**ing prison tour in here. hahaha
I dont think I have got paid cause I said " nice strings". haha Although I did **** a hot and famous chick guitar player many years ago when i was single and crazy ( ask Biff.. 16 years of "sport Fu**ing before I setteled down)..I digress, She DID dig my vintage collection, then she blew me. hahahaha ( Dont ask, I wont tell and she is married now so it really wouldnt be cool). PLEASE Biff!
Peace out
Lucious
 
Mistake

I meant to say.
I dont think I got LAID because I said "nice strings" NOT Paid. hahaha
I type to fast. haha
Sorry
L.
 
kbaim said:
was it Charo? was it?

I bet it was. Isn't she about 74 now.
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Koochie Koochie, she was a hottie.......



......when I was around 7!!!

She was a pisser on the Jonny Carson show, way back when.
 
Lucious said:
Hey where is the Biffer???
Perhaps Hey, how come no girls post in here? Its like a fu**ing prison tour in here. hahaha
I dont think I have got paid cause I said " nice strings". haha Although I did **** a hot and famous chick guitar player many years ago when i was single and crazy ( ask Biff.. 16 years of "sport Fu**ing before I setteled down)..I digress, She DID dig my vintage collection, then she blew me. hahahaha ( Dont ask, I wont tell and she is married now so it really wouldnt be cool). PLEASE Biff!
Peace out
Lucious
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janice is back from vaca tomorrow........i'm sure she's gonna surface. she's asked a couple times on the phone....anything goin on on the forum......she's hooked too.....
yum..new tan lines
:D
 
Lucious said:
Hey where is the Biffer???
Perhaps replacing the guests Almond Rocas with cat turds???
Off to the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel with some old friends. I know..its gay, but the food and martinis are great! hahaha
Check ya later you old queens.
Hey, how come no girls post in here? Its like a fu**ing prison tour in here. hahaha
I dont think I have got paid cause I said " nice strings". haha Although I did **** a hot and famous chick guitar player many years ago when i was single and crazy ( ask Biff.. 16 years of "sport Fu**ing before I setteled down)..I digress, She DID dig my vintage collection, then she blew me. hahahaha ( Dont ask, I wont tell and she is married now so it really wouldnt be cool). PLEASE Biff!
Peace out
Lucious
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I've wondered about the Biffster all day. Hardly a day goes by when I am not hassled by the Maestro. Does he work or something?

Luscious, if the martinis are good, never apologize - that's my outlook.

We have a few girls over on the bass forum - didn't I tell you that it was the hippest forum?

I'm going to consider who this "famous chick guitar player" could be...

You are going to give it up next month in SLO, though, right? Because otherwise I don't think I can sleep tonight. Please, LET ME SLEEP.

Heh heh. Wake up, Biff! We need you!

Jackie
 
Lucious,

She isn't married to the ex-singer of "Nitro", is she? Hahahaha.
If so, you are one lucky mo' fo!

No, really.. I wasn't asking. ;)

You're right, it *is* like a prison in here with the skewed male:female ratio.
We've got a few ladies from EBMM (Beth, Aziah, Blair) Tommy's Janice, Vicky the Philly Kid, and then a gal from the UK (azzy_wazzy) and that's about it.

This forum must be terrifying for females, and doubly so since you're arrived! Hahahha!
 
Hey Luke,

Those other forums you must frequent, gotta tell ya, those WOMEN...just middle aged dudes pretending to be women.
:D

Much better to have middle aged dudes pretending to be guitar players.
:o
 
All right you gangban...I mean you headbangers

I just spent the day and evening with 5 of the top 6 execs from guitar center.

After a long long day of watching the paint dry, imean of listening to myself talk, I hired a car and took them to Roy's a great restaurant that features the cooking of one of Hawaii's greatest chef's Roy yamaguchi. The limo driver wouldnt let casey in the limo becasue that would make 9 passengers. Dan from eb drove casey and one of the vps tells my wife that guy was a prick. When we get to the restauarnt the limo driver popped the trunk put their briefcases on the side walk and was shaking and said one of you called me an A hole....The Vp said I did not I called you a prick and the driver flipped us off and drove away leaving us stranded. Now here I am mr big fancy dinner limo and walking home. We ended up in a really funny airport shutle bus and sang campfire songs on the way home.

These guys are really trying to figure out how to make a better relationship with their customers and figure out how to sell boutique products like our instruments better. (start by buying and stocking some)

My favorite Luke and Guitar Center story!

My booth at the NAMM show is wild! All of the catsorino's (lukes word) hang there there is food beer tequila and you never ever know what Im gonna do next. We actually have picked up artists becasue they cant believe how much fun it is in the ebmm booth. Larry THomas the then CEO from guitar center sees Luke and Scotty Hamilton and Vai and a bunch of us laughin...He says "Do you mind if I join you" I said sure "Hey , Luke this is Larry Thomas from Guitar Center" Ididnt tell Luke that this guy was the head honcho.
Luke said "Hey, grab a sandwhich and a brew, and who to I have to Bl*w to get you to stock my guitars" I was crying.

Second favorite Luke Guitar Center Story

in 1994 Guitar Center wanted Biff Baby's to play in the middle of the hollywood store.
It was the classic line-up Steve Morse, Luke (one of his first gigs with us.) Albert Lee
John "Jack Go Wild" Ferraro, Jimmy Cox, Sherwood and BP. Luke is a guy that always uses cartage (delivery and setup service) Real men dont use cartage. So after Biff Baby's sound check (margaritas across the street) We go in and the store is packed. Everybody has there instrument in the gig bag but Luke.
Luke says to me "wheres my rig" I said it resembles a half a roll of tums and is inbetween your two front pockets, he said it is more like a dimmer switch. HE said seriously where is my guitar and amp and effects. I said IF you didnt bring it then it isnt here. He rolled a marshall over grabbed a luke off the wall (that is when GC actually stocked the guitars) and we did the show.

The mullett head salesman ( not the one you are thinkin of they still have at least two mullett headed sales men in each of their 150 stores, It may be a wig tho) Said Bro you cant play that guitar it isnt set up for you, nobody can play an off the rack guitar,
Luke said Pal thats why I play MM and proceded to tear it up.
 
Big Poppa said:
These guys are really trying to figure out how to make a better relationship with their customers and figure out how to sell boutique products like our instruments better. (start by buying and stocking some)
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Hmmm....Well for one they can stop leaving the EBMMs on the bottom by the SCHECTERS to get all banged up....nobody wants to pay top dollar for an axe that looks like it got ran over by an airport luggage transport...I mean if PRS gets a wall to themselves howsabout the EBMMS? Secondly...hire knowledgable sales people or at least train them so they don't say something like "You can get that same guitar as an OLP for like a grand less....duh?"
 
I have yet to see an EB/MM at guitar center here in Nashville... But apparently they can Stock Diezel Amps for 4 Grand.
 
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