Hello Ball Fam!!! Well holy shit….I’M FINALLY
FREE HOME!! This is my very first post. I am now in the club!!! About time dummy.
Yeah, so I have been a JP fan since 1992 when I saw the world premiere of Pull Me Under on Headbanger’s Ball. I was 15, a terrible guitar noob, and JP blew me away. Since then I have seen DT a total of 14 times in 3 different states. I missed a general admission show in Toronto @ The Warehouse when I was 19 or so because of
a MAJOR incident at the border …car troubles, yeah, that’s it. (Do ya think they bought it dummi? Yeah, I think we’re in the clear. Ohh shit, did I just say that out loud?)
So yeah….I’m a huge Petrucci guy. I’ve got the tattoo. I NOW have the guitar. Nuts. That’s all I can say. I got this absolutely ludicrous JP6 20th Anniversary from Reverb for $2575. The best price that one has gone for. It makes my head explode. HOLY SHIT THIS GUITAR IS INCREDIBLE!!!!
Have a peek at my sexual creaminess, won’t you?


Here is SBMM JP100D for $399!!!

I love the top on this thing. I couldn’t resist …I had to see how much better the real ones are. It’s official…the SBMMs look amazing, and play great…but it’s not even close guys. The folks in San Luis Obispo make the best feeling and playing guitars by a lot. I really like my JP100…it even has the DiMarzios…but I
LOVE LOVE LOVE my JP6. WOW!! And I GOT IT FOR $2575!!!!!!!!!!! Bam.
Some of my other bearded geardid guitardo magnifico:
This is Boogie. Any resemblance in name to a California amp maker is PURELY coincidental. I swear. It was just the name that got picked out of a hat. (Do ya think they bought it again dummi? Of course they did Stupid, we don’t have a reason to lie. They don’t know that the hat drawing was rigged as hard as the last election…there was a bunch of name cards in that hat, they just all happened to say Boogie. That’s not too bad of a rig job is it? Damnit dummi, I’m thinkin out loud again, I hope nobody is listening. You’re good stupid, only a Dummi knows how to Boogie, you know that. Ohh, and Carlos Santana. And that guy what looks like a cat, the one who started this whole mess. He Boogies real hard, but only on Saturdays. Shit Dummi, it’s Saturday now!! We gotta get outta here NOW. Shit, Is this freakin thing still on?!? Radishes!!
I’m a weirdo and guitarded