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wolf5150
Jacket ?
What I miss ?
What I miss ?
Jonny Dubai
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extra small perhaps!!!!
Smellybum
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well done JD - your playing is as good as your playing face! - you have natural talent my fingers don't work like yours.
Jonny Dubai
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MAte. Its so friggin freezing here they had to move fast to stay warm!!!
browndog
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Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?
Clark: Whew, it's warm in here.
Mary: Well you have your coat on.
Clark: Ah yes I do, why is that?
Mary: Because it's cold out.
Clark: Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air.
Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No sh*t
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?
Clark: Whew, it's warm in here.
Mary: Well you have your coat on.
Clark: Ah yes I do, why is that?
Mary: Because it's cold out.
Clark: Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air.
Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No sh*t
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Smellybum
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lol!
Adamr
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the only playing face i make is when i use a wah wah pedal. i look like a hippo with lock jaw. lol
Jimmyb
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Ah, so it has.
That's what you get for trying to post in between putting a two year old to bed!
Spudmurphy
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Pete from strings n things will ask the winner what size they take.
Its difficult to come up with an "ungoogleable" question.
Will prolly take a random number from the posts made to this thread.
If it's me - I'll use the next post up from mine.
browndog
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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fricken Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a$$holes this side of the nuthouse.
Jonny Dubai
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Man to wife.
man- darling why dont you tell me when you org@zim?
Wife - I dont like to call you at work.
BOOM BOOM!
man- darling why dont you tell me when you org@zim?
Wife - I dont like to call you at work.
BOOM BOOM!
Spudmurphy
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Just finished watching it - nice one!!Check out the link I posted .. takes a little while to load but worth it.
I have his DVD on "Santas list"
Alright who parked his car on my lawn ??
Smellybum
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Manager get call from employee "boss - I'm stressed, I won't be in today"- Manager says to employe "listen son, we all get stressed, best way to deal with it is like me - I go home and have sex with my wife for 2 hours straight
Employee hangs up ....
2 hours later employee walks in all relaxed and walks up to Manager and says " you have a nice house.."
I'm here all week enjoy the fish....
Jimmyb
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Duck walks into a bar, orders a pint and a cheese and ham sandwich.
The barman says 'Hey, a talking Duck, there's a circus in town, you should try and see if you can get a job.'
The Duck replies:
'What would they need a plasterer for?'
Thank you very much, I'm here all week. Try the seafood!
The barman says 'Hey, a talking Duck, there's a circus in town, you should try and see if you can get a job.'
The Duck replies:
'What would they need a plasterer for?'
Thank you very much, I'm here all week. Try the seafood!
browndog
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?
Jimmyb
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I'll get me coat.
Smelly, we have the same tag line after jokes!
Smelly, we have the same tag line after jokes!
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wolf5150
His n her's Diary entry for last sat night
Hers...
He was quiet, subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong. He hasn't kissed me all night, not even looked in my direction. I think it's another woman. I went to bed and cried.
He followed me up later. I cuddled up to him and stroked his hair. He lay still. Eventually we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.
His...
Couldn't get a decent tone tonight, then snapped a bloody string..got a shag though
Hers...
He was quiet, subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong. He hasn't kissed me all night, not even looked in my direction. I think it's another woman. I went to bed and cried.
He followed me up later. I cuddled up to him and stroked his hair. He lay still. Eventually we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.
His...
Couldn't get a decent tone tonight, then snapped a bloody string..got a shag though
Coffeemug
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OK...back with a beer...can hardly keep up with what's the talk right now...
Smellybum
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yeah, get my jacket too -I'll warm the car up.
