sterling - heat tolerance

[bovinehost]

I'm just sitting here quietly.

 

[Mobay45]

Yep, Maker's Mark is definitely my third choice and not a bad one at that! That red wax can be a bitch to get open sometimes though.

BTW - Pete. No pics = non-existence. We'll believe there's a mahagony Bongo when we see it. Would you be worried if someone told you that the tooth fairy had cancer?

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I'm just sitting here quietly.

I know, my PayPal account isn't exactly overflowing with deposits.

 

[Psychicpet]

Yep, Maker's Mark is definitely my third choice and not a bad one at that! That red wax can be a bitch to get open sometimes though.

BTW - Pete. No pics = non-existence. We'll believe there's a mahagony Bongo when we see it. Would you be worried if someone told you that the tooth fairy had cancer?

what the.... damn Rense.com, they said it was Santa! on account of all the chimney soot

 

[Dargin]

When BP calls me Little Poopa, it just confirms the fact that he steals my material (Big Poopa). His joke book is only two pages long, so his original material tends to get stale.

 

[Beth]

When BP calls me Little Poopa, it just confirms the fact that he steals my material (Big Poopa). His joke book is only two pages long, so his original material tends to get stale.

BURN!!!

 

[Mobay45]

what the.... damn Rense.com, they said it was Santa! on account of all the chimney soot

What are you talking about? I was refering to a fictional character, not somebody real like Santa Clause.

 

[Big Poppa]

Poor litttle poopie dargie.......

He almost went home when I TOLD HIM HE HAD A TWO PAGE JOKE BOOK (large print to boot) now he is so delisional in love with Kurosake that he has forgotten reality

 

[AnthonyD]

I'm just sitting here quietly.

I know, my PayPal account isn't exactly overflowing with deposits.

Funny, funny, funny!

 

[Samingo]

This has gotten so out of hand

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

This has gotten so out of hand

Nahhh...wait until next week in SLO.....The Crew's coming to town....LOL

 

[phatduckk]

woah! can i buy that shirt?

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

woah! can i buy that shirt?

That's a scan of the laminates I'm bringing for Pitters so we can all be segregated from the "normal" people and not have to wear our football helmets and hold each other's hands on the tour but I do believe that some shirts very similar to this may be available.

I made up 40 of them and I know there aren't 40 Pitters coming so there'll be some extras but it'll cost ya one drink coupon.

 

[JB1]

It is not libelous. It is parody and humor in the context of a personal opinion, and is not a statement of fact that is intended to or could affect Jackson's business prospects.

How was that?

Sounds good to me!

You REALLY are a lawyer, aren't you?

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

You REALLY are a lawyer, aren't you?

Do you really think a guy like BP wouldn't have at least three at all times on permanant retainer??

I used to feel "naked" with less than four on retainer at all times. You really need the 6 basic food groups of attorneys in life I always say.

1) Tax Attorney

2) Civil Tort Attoney

3) Matrimonial and Family Law Attorney

4) DUI Specialist

5) Federal/Criminal Law Litigator

6) Real Estate Specialist in "Non-Escrow" states

You really also need one really good junk yard dog as a drinking buddy to have with you at all times...you don't use him when push comes to shove but nice to have by your side in strip joints and such and they come in handy and all you have to do is buy their drinks mainly and funnel them business. Very handy to have around in a pinch even if they have puke on their lapel when they're bailing you out at 3:00 am with a cab waiting outside with a bad muffler.

Gotta have the "Dawg"....and I'm just guessing here but I get the feeling that "GHWelles" is BP's "Dawg".

 

[Big Poppa]

Actually it is

Wonder Dog....trademark, patent, and litigator
"Bags" Semi retired general business and bs
squeaky Dorsi...trademark and general realestate
Two of wonder dogs cohorts for labor issues
famous chick from omelvany and meyers estate stuff always on cnn for estate stuff
bags chick replacement...June actually very good
Another of Wonder dogs partners in billing George...i dont know what he does yet
chris in SLO criminal...Never had to use him but brian and dargie may have...

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

chris in SLO criminal...Never had to use him but brian and dargie may have...

Give em time BP....I maintain one "Dawg" at all times for Dude Jr. down in "The OC" at all times who is a "Surf Law" specialist.

 

[Beth]

Actually it is

Wonder Dog....trademark, patent, and litigator
"Bags" Semi retired general business and bs
squeaky Dorsi...trademark and general realestate
Two of wonder dogs cohorts for labor issues
famous chick from omelvany and meyers estate stuff always on cnn for estate stuff
bags chick replacement...June actually very good
Another of Wonder dogs partners in billing George...i dont know what he does yet
chris in SLO criminal...Never had to use him but brian and dargie may have...

which proves that Sterling's heat tolerance is high!

wow, how this thread has made a huge boomerang circle and here I am, Miss Thread Killer to the rescue!

thats all folks!

 

[phatduckk]

which proves that Sterling's heat tolerance is high!

wow, how this thread has made a huge boomerang circle and here I am, Miss Thread Killer to the rescue!

thats all folks!

u sober this time?

 

[phatduckk]

I made up 40 of them and I know there aren't 40 Pitters coming so there'll be some extras but it'll cost ya one drink coupon.

i was a pitter when it was on ezboards ... i think i tried signing up again but didnt get the confirmation mail ... or something like that.

ok ... drink coupon for sticker thingy ... deal!