sterling - heat tolerance

[bovinehost]

SODA WATER???? That's what my friends use to WATER down their drinks at Reggae on the River because its too hot. You wuss.

Agreed. What kind of man drinks a martini? The kind of man who realizes that it's basically just a big glass of cold vodka.

Wuss or not, Dargster, I get excited thinking about how close we are to D-Day.

Well, or EB-Day.

 

[jongitarz]

Jon, you're on vacation still, no? You sick puppy you....

addict! The forum is like crack to you, innit??

Or like martinis to you

I will be back Monday

 

[Dargin]

Beth deleted her post, what an international wussy!

 

[Beth]

Or like martinis to you

I will be back Monday

ouch. I guess I set myself up for it. Now that the whole world knows I was martini-ing out last night, I think I'll go delete some posts....

 

[jongitarz]

Jon...are you an vacation?

Yep...We were going to spend a few days at The River Inn in Big Sur, but realized we couldn't afford it and Lisa had to work Tuesday,and she had band practice last night , so we have been hanging out close to home. Bad timing on all counts

 

[jongitarz]

Sheesh.


Recipe:

1 part Tequila.


The End.

Thats what I'm talkin about!

 

[tkarter]

Serious folks drink sour mash.

tk

 

[GHWelles]

I can't believe it BP/Beth!

Mr S Ball himself is making Wacko gags. And libellous ones at that.

Outstanding sir.

Hope you got a good lawyer!

It is not libelous. It is parody and humor in the context of a personal opinion, and is not a statement of fact that is intended to or could affect Jackson's business prospects.

How was that?

 

[bovinehost]

Bravo!

*clap clap clap clap*

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Ah, what the hell, there's been many a forum folk who have posted while under the influence (ahem- Bovine? BP? Dude?)

Moi???? I never...wait...I better not lie.


Looks like I missed out on the fun last night...ahh well, Linda enticed me over to her house last night with chicken wings, a 12ver of Becks on ice, smokeables and a new floating lounge chair with cup holders in the pool....little did I know I'd be forced into maual labor setting up bed frames and carrying box springs and matresses up stairs all night thus causing my elbow to blow up like a water balloon again.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

the Dude ....Beth is my friend I think that she is chanting....Beaver, Dude, Beaaver,Dude

Hey, how did you know my chant? Whenever I get hammered I'm always looking for beaver.

 

[Big Poppa]

A DARGIN DELIGHT!

thats is little poopa...

That is also known as the Big Poppa Spritzer............you stole it from me and for that I m claiming the mahoghany bongo

 

[Beth]

Ya hear that Darg? SPRITZER. Not a martini.

 

[Dargin]

That Bongo fell out yesterday and the project was scrapped.

 

[Mobay45]

My recipe is for bourbon and water:

3 oz. Kentucky bourbon.

Three parts ice cubes.

Directions: Get highball glass from cabinet, put glass under ice dispenser and hold lever in until three ice cubes are dropped into glass. Go to liquor cabinet and remove bottle of either Woodford Reserve or Knob Creek. Open bottle and add about 3 oz. to the glass. Ice will completely melt but the bourbon should be consumed gone before this happens.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Same as above but with Maker's Mark and club soda.

 

[NorM]

Re-aligning the thread

OK this thread seams to have gotten off track. Let me get out my singer sewing machine repairman's hat and see what I can do. Get it, Putting the thread back on track! oh that's rich!

Sterling Heat Tolerance=
How much crap BP will take from me before he has to bust out some smack down. An adjustment if you will.

How much crap BP will take from me before he has to crack open a fresh bottle (crutch) of alcohol.

How many shots (golf not alcohol you alkies) or strokes (again golf you perverts) over par before he breaks a golf club.

I didn't say anything about hair.

It's been good knowing y'all

 

[tkarter]

Maker's Mark is the good stuff. Straight, a bit of water.

tk

 

[Psychicpet]

what the he!! !! you guys are still on about drinks... did you not read the mention of MAHOGANY BONGO!!! albeit misinformation as it might be, but still, the mention of a mahogany Bongo and you guys are still talkin' swills...

 

[tkarter]

sure we are we know how to kill the pain.


tk