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sterling - heat tolerance

SODA WATER???? That's what my friends use to WATER down their drinks at Reggae on the River because its too hot. You wuss.
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Agreed. What kind of man drinks a martini? The kind of man who realizes that it's basically just a big glass of cold vodka.

Wuss or not, Dargster, I get excited thinking about how close we are to D-Day.

Well, or EB-Day.
 
Beth said:
Jon, you're on vacation still, no? You sick puppy you....

addict! The forum is like crack to you, innit??
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Or like martinis to you :D

I will be back Monday
 
jongitarz said:
Or like martinis to you :D

I will be back Monday
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ouch. I guess I set myself up for it. Now that the whole world knows I was martini-ing out last night, I think I'll go delete some posts....
 
Big Poppa said:
Jon...are you an vacation?

Yep...We were going to spend a few days at The River Inn in Big Sur, but realized we couldn't afford it and Lisa had to work Tuesday,and she had band practice last night , so we have been hanging out close to home. Bad timing on all counts :(
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JB1 said:
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I can't believe it BP/Beth!

Mr S Ball himself is making Wacko gags. And libellous ones at that.

Outstanding sir.

Hope you got a good lawyer!

:D
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It is not libelous. It is parody and humor in the context of a personal opinion, and is not a statement of fact that is intended to or could affect Jackson's business prospects.

How was that? :D
 
Ah, what the hell, there's been many a forum folk who have posted while under the influence (ahem- Bovine? BP? Dude?)
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Moi???? I never...wait...I better not lie.


Looks like I missed out on the fun last night...ahh well, Linda enticed me over to her house last night with chicken wings, a 12ver of Becks on ice, smokeables and a new floating lounge chair with cup holders in the pool....little did I know I'd be forced into maual labor setting up bed frames and carrying box springs and matresses up stairs all night thus causing my elbow to blow up like a water balloon again.
 
the Dude ....Beth is my friend I think that she is chanting....Beaver, Dude, Beaaver,Dude
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Hey, how did you know my chant? Whenever I get hammered I'm always looking for beaver.
 
My recipe is for bourbon and water:

3 oz. Kentucky bourbon.

Three parts ice cubes.

Directions: Get highball glass from cabinet, put glass under ice dispenser and hold lever in until three ice cubes are dropped into glass. Go to liquor cabinet and remove bottle of either Woodford Reserve or Knob Creek. Open bottle and add about 3 oz. to the glass. Ice will completely melt but the bourbon should be consumed gone before this happens.
 
Re-aligning the thread

OK this thread seams to have gotten off track. Let me get out my singer sewing machine repairman's hat and see what I can do. Get it, Putting the thread back on track! oh that's rich!

Sterling Heat Tolerance=
How much crap BP will take from me before he has to bust out some smack down. An adjustment if you will.

How much crap BP will take from me before he has to crack open a fresh bottle (crutch) of alcohol.

How many shots (golf not alcohol you alkies) or strokes (again golf you perverts) over par before he breaks a golf club.

I didn't say anything about hair.

It's been good knowing y'all
 
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what the he!! !! you guys are still on about drinks... did you not read the mention of MAHOGANY BONGO!!! albeit misinformation as it might be, but still, the mention of a mahogany Bongo and you guys are still talkin' swills... :p
 
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