We Must Stop Canadian Domination

[Beth]

...and noone ever heard from Lumberjack again....

 

[jabba]

I honestly believe it is far too late to stop our Master Plan.

In Manitoba, when we eventually come out of hibernation, we immediately go to the Tim Hortons drive thru and then proceed to start dreaming about Music Man guitars and posting on internet forums...I don't know.....its just what we do.

Actually I do have a theory about this. In the Great White North, taxes are so high that it causes us to be particularly focused on only buying things that offer an outstanding value proposition. Enter Music Man Guitars.

Of course the possibility exists that I am completely wrong.

 

[RitchieDarling]

Danger!

William Shatner
Mike Myers
Peter Jennings
Alex Trebeck
Pamela Anderson
Jim Carrey
Shania Twain
Alanis Morrisette
Avril Lavigne
to name but just a few.....

That list should come with a Canadian government health warning.

 

[lenny]

Well if there are plans in the makin im in no doubt aboot it!

 

[RitchieDarling]

Does anyone else remember Alanis before the record company told her what her image would be? Boy, I do!

"My name is Alanis. I'm a white chick singer
the drums are a-smokin' and so's the bass
Shake your thing
When you sing
just sixteen
no disco queen

I'm a white chick singer I've seen the world I've got
a lession 4u I'm your teacher girl
Two words you'll be hearin' will
shake the earth so repeat after me
No need to be rehearsed

[CHORUS:]
Oh yeah

My name is Alanis I'm just sixteen so
please gimme a break I'm no disco queen
Just hear what I'm sayin' you don't
wanna miss I got a message 4U and it
goes like this

[CHORUS]

Ride my train
Go insane
your teacher girl
rules your world

Now don't overdo it when you shake your thing
cause you'll be goin' insane when you start
to sing
Without special training an amateur
Could be a casuality case if they sing
these words

[CHORUS]

Yo-Ah Yo-Ah
Wo-oh Yeah!

The drums are a smokin' and so's the
bass they keep on pumpin' a groove and it'll melt your face
Comon' everybody and blow your mind
Because you'l never escape these 2
words of mine"

Makes it kinda hard to buy the angry young woman routine!!

And Avril is just sad....... Of course, they both get cancelled out by Rush and Max Webster!

R

 

[Axistence]

Someone said Brian Adams? So 80's!
Maple (neck) rules!

 

[fogman]

Don't forget we've got Captain Canada! (this is stupid beyond belief!)

And you all wish you had a gettaway car like this baby!!!!

 

[RitchieDarling]

Someone said Brian Adams? So 80's!
Maple (neck) rules!

No no no.... The Canadian Government has apologised for Bryan Adams on several occasions!

R

Shamelessly lifted from South Park.

 

[Canuck1]

I don't think we are in any danger... Afterall, they have a maple leaf on their flag

well the original plans called for something like this......

but Tim Hortons felt it gave too much away about the secret Timbits ingredient....

 

[paranoid70]

What about Neil Young?


Canada, US... it's all good, we are still Rockin' in the Free World!

 

[jagged]

InvadeCanada.US

you see that hat? they're actually weapons. when thrown, little razor blades come out and cut through everything... like kung lao from mortal kombat.

 

[guitarball]

Man, all i can think about now is Avril Lavigne and maple syrup

I agree !

 

[guitarball]

What a sad state of affairs....(and Im not talking about Anna Nicole,LohaN, SPEARS, IMUS)

After many years of covert planning the Canadians have launched their commando raid on our precious forum.

It was an act of sheer brillance....(eh?...)Concocted over a two year period with secret meetings at Tim Hortons and clandestine strategy sessions at the curling rink...
Frst they had to create a virtual identity...a man who really didnt exist....Enter Fogman....THey had to split duty and post under the Fogman alias. They figured that we would all believe that he was Canadian as he would obsess over our guitars and becosme a forum expert on all Music Man WITHOUT OWNING ONE!


Here is the trick.....They put a tip jar in the local Tim Hortons claiming to help little Jimmy walk again...the real reason for the tip jar was to fund "Foggies" purchase.....

THe Idea was that when Foggie finally got his guitar that it would create hysteria and post domination

We must end this aggression......

okay Big Poppa you need to come up and go really fast on snow!
My 2007 Ski-Doo 1000, 120mph, with a Bongo strapped to yer back across the lake....sounds good yes? and you WILL be warm !! but its too late cuz its gettin' warm up here and the lake is melting FAST!, which means its almost golf season and time 4 more than the usual Martini's season....
and I am so happy to be the dealer to sell FOGMAN His axe...

.and btw...sorry 'bout the newbie dumb-ass p.m.'s ( Beth filled me in on what "P.M." was thank the LORD) that sent you a while back.....I had some important venting to get out and figured it was okay to pm u with my thought's...sorry 'bout that..
cheer's
Brent

 

[Punkkittie]

We have Moose massing on the border at this very minute loaded with Canadian beer. Between the beer and our Canadian Beaver you guys won't know what hit you!!!!!

 

[brentrocks]

i dont know what to think of this Canadian Domination...i just hope the Red Wings beat the Flames!!!

 

[guitarball]

i dont know what to think of this Canadian Domination...i just hope the Red Wings beat the Flames!!!

I tried playing hockey once.

 

[Sigmunds Couch]

I've found that a single red rubber ball is a sufficient deterrent.

 

[Astrofreq]

Mike Myers sucks.

 

[JSX]

Mike Myers sucks.

Them are fightin' words!!

 

[jagged]

Mike Myers sucks.

Yea well, Clay Aiken ain't any better.