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We Must Stop Canadian Domination

Beth said:
Grind 'em for some Wipes, Colin!!!
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I'm the one getting grinded... ;) not really it's a nice meal organized with the national sales manager. Topics covered will be
1. How will EBMM keep up with Robelinda's thirst for AL's
2. How can we get more Robelinda's?
 
Today the Canadians launched their latest offensive. There was a systems failure at Research In Motion, the evil Canadian company behind the Crackberry...er...Blackberry.

Millions of Americans are addicted to the wretched things. Suddenly they're left high and dry, unable to obsessively check their email. There is much wailing and gnashing of teeth as the withdrawal symptoms start to appear.
 
Be nice, BP, or we'll cut off your supply of maple!

And then we'll recall all of our ex-patriate comedians and hot actresses and singers to the Great White North and you'll be left with nothing but Carrot-Top and Britney Spears.

And speaking of hockey and guitars...

A friend of mine commissioned a guitar made of materials from every province and territory. Some of the materials have huge historical and cultural significance. Some of the bracing comes from one of Wayne Gretzky's hockey sticks, and the 9th fret inlay includes a sliver of gold taken from one of Maurice "Rocket" Richard's Stanley Cup rings.

The Guitar | Six String Nation

Check it out!

I also designed the Six String Nation logo, which was inlaid into the headstock in mammoth ivory and pipe stone.
 
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darren said:
And speaking of hockey and guitars...

A friend of mine commissioned a guitar made of materials from every province and territory. Some of the materials have huge historical and cultural significance. Some of the bracing comes from one of Wayne Gretzky's hockey sticks, and the 9th fret inlay includes a sliver of gold taken from one of Maurice "Rocket" Richard's Stanley Cup rings.

The Guitar | Six String Nation

Check it out!

I also designed the Six String Nation logo, which was inlaid into the headstock in mammoth ivory and pipe stone.
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I don't think it gets any more Canadian than that!
 
tiffles said:
lol you can get that just from going on the london underground.

id pay to see the biffs babys go punk ;) :p
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Oooh I'd pay too! That'd be wicked :D

And don't start about the black snot from the Tube... caught it today instead of walking and wondered WHHHY I torture myself... took nearly as long as walking, was like a sauna as soon as you get underground and I managed to let the momentum on the train throw me against a rather large number of random people! The black snot is just the icing on the cake! :)
 
I like how this thread goes from Canadian domination to eating snot!!!
It's not just the Canucks.
You're all a bunch of hosers!!!!! :p
 
:D

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