shamus63
Well-known member
bovinehost said:Every time you trade or buy one or sell one, make a huge deal out of it. "Look at this one, baby! It's got TWO pickups! The other one only had one!" Or, "This one has the compensated nut! Remember when I told you about compensated nuts?"
After a while, the arrival of the UPS/FedEx guy becomes humdrum and the spousal unit grows bored of the details.
Then, baby, you're home free.
Trust me.
This is a tried and true method, as I too have worn my wife down with these very same exclamations!